I am a 58 year old hobbit, seeking a woman. I have furry feet, an average sized hole and excellent culinary skills. I am looking for a women with Spot-on rock throwing skills (the amount of skill it takes to knock out a spider), excellent 'pipe-blowing' techniques and very good at cooking desserts (only accepting cakes. No other desserts). What I am not looking for are adventures. I have sufficed experience in this field and have wasted too much time on them - I'm getting exhausted. A last reminder, Goblins, spiders and pet wargs, STAY AWAY!
If you would like to contact me call me on 22-Bilbo-king
OR, email me at Bildo.cakes@hobbitmail.com
If you would like to contact me call me on 22-Bilbo-king
OR, email me at Bildo.cakes@hobbitmail.com
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