Sunday, September 28, 2008

Movie Dub

0:03 Vikesh: Hey! I’m drying my clothes here! I’m gonna get you!
0:08 Foortinan: Come get me!

Foortinan repeatedly kicks Vikesh. When Vikesh tries to kick Foortinan, he kicks the rock.

Slap!
Slap!
Slap!
Slap!
Pow!

0:16 Steve: Haha! You tripped!

Vikesh gets up from the floor, picks up Steve (the kid) and walks off with him.

0:20 Vikesh: Goodness gracious me. You are one veeery naughty boy.
Steve: Put me down you tandori chicken!

0:23 Foortinan blocks one of Ravi’s attacks and beats him with hard punches.

Pow!
Pow!
Kerplunk!

Ravi flies to the floor with a loud bang.

0:29 Foortinan: Don’t even bother trying to get up.

Ravi still tries to get up and of course gets beaten continuously.

0:34 Ravi flees in terror.

0:37 Foortinan: Put the baby down.

0:38 Vikesh: No way! He has been very naughty and you will only get him if you give me what I want – 500 Rupees and he’s all yours.

0:44 Foortinan: If you say so.

Foortinan flings a pot at Vikesh. Vikesh drops Steve and Foortinan catches him.

0:50 Foortinan: Now come down for a beating of your lifetime.

0:51 Vikesh: If you can reach me.

0:56 Steve kicks another pot at Vikesh. Vikesh falls.

1:03 Vikesh: No please! I didn’t mean to…

1:05 Foortinan: Save it for later, chump.

Foortinan kicks him in the crotch and on his arm.

1:09 Steve: And again!

1:12 Foortinan delivers two fatal blows to Vikesh’s face.

1:15 Vikesh: Ohhhh, I’m in so much pain. Look, he broke my arm and my leg.
I will never mess with that guy again.

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